mischiefwithabite:

_{“…You’ve not heard of me?" Well that’s a surprise.}

_{"Sunlight is a danger to most. Some can venture out into it, some cannot, and some — myself included — can walk in its light if wearing some means of protection. It is still irritating to the skin if exposed for too long but safe. Yes garlic does not affect us, it is an idiotic claim.”}

_{"I have. I just don’t care to question it. Aside from the fact that it makes little sense that a god could also somehow become a vampire. But I imagine that’s something you don’t care to share.”}

_{“Does the cold bother you?”}

mischiefwithabite:

_{“It may surprise you upon discovering my name but yes I am telling the truth.”}

_{"Mm it would have been an idea… It is a pleasure Elsa. Loki, just Loki.”}

_{"Of course you are… what do you wish to know?”}

_“Loki.”

_{She’s not even going to bother to question it – no point, really. If she can be a literal ice queen why can’t he be a chaotic god? Life is funny like that.}

_{“So. Sunlight. Actually a thing or no? I imagine the garlic bit is pure fabrication.”}

mischiefwithabite:

_{“Nor do I, but we must sometimes make exceptions.”}

_{“I shall, but if you continue to insist that I am playing at vampirism I shall have to do something about it.”}

_{"Fine. You’re telling the truth. If only to keep you out of my personal space.”}

_{“I probably should’ve gotten your name before insulting you, hm? Very rude of me. I’m Elsa Vygotsky. Elsa is fine. I don’t suppose you’re open to questions about said vampirism. I am a bit curious.”}

mischiefwithabite:

_{“I’d be more than happy to prove myself. I am a tad starved.”}

_{"I don’t like touching.”}

    _{“Human, vampire, dog, donkey. Doesn’t matter. Hands, mouth, appendages. Keep them all to yourself.”}

mischiefwithabite:

_{“—Excuse me?”}

_{“You think I am merely playing the part? I wish that were so.”}

_{"I’m sorry are you insinuating that you're really a vampire?”}

    _{“I find that a little bit hard to believe.”}

mischiefwithabite:

_{“And you mean what by that?”}

_{"I mean filing your teeth down to look like a vampire is a fad I thought died down already. You’re not wearing glitter so there’s a plus..”}

mischiefwithabite:

_“…”

_{“—My, what a lovely neck you have.”}

  _{“Pretty dedicated to the role, aren’t you?”}

        _{“My, what big teeth you have.”}