
[text]: nooo you’re going to speak to her and explain this mess for me
[text]: what do you want her to think i’m cheating on her and get in an even bigger one??
[text]: but of course if you’d like to leave afterwards without any of my great food feel free to do that don’t let the door hit you in the ass
[text]: because i am a great cook.
[text]: that would be pretty funny, yes.
[text]: i’ll try it but if it tastes like crap i’m not staying.
[text]: no, i wouldn’t understand. [text]: but…i’m sorry anyways. i wasn’t trying to upset you, i didn’t think you were...
[text]: i’m done talking to you about this. you wouldn’t understand anyway. [text]: i’ll figure something out later. see...