misterwhitewinter:

_{[text]: nooo you’re going to speak to her and explain this mess for me} 

_{[text]: what do you want her to think i’m cheating on her and get in an even bigger one??}

_{[text]: but of course if you’d like to leave afterwards without any of my great food feel free to do that don’t let the door hit you in the ass}

_{[text]: because i am a great cook.}

_{[text]: that would be pretty funny, yes.}

_{[text]: i’ll try it but if it tastes like crap i’m not staying.}