[text]: you’re so dramatic.
[text]: I’m going to laugh anyway, but if it makes you feel better sure. I promise not to laugh.
[text]: so long story short i was practicing my monologue in the commons and this one girl thought it was for her and wouldn’t let me explain she just kept SQUEALING AND HUGGING
[text]: it was corpse bride style
[text]: so please pretend to be my girlfriend and break her heart for me or please get your sister to do it
[text]: that is hilarious.
[text]: like Anna can break hearts. Fine, I’ll do it. But you owe me.
[text]: did you give her your number too like a big pushover? my god.